Q: Can I touch your butt?

fucc yea

asked by Anonymous

"   If you’re asking me if I like your company, the answer is yes. If, on the other hand, you’re asking me if I could live without you, the answer is also yes.   "

"   so upsetting lookin back on old pics when u thought u were fat but u really weren’t & now u are actually fat & wishin u were fat like before   "

nonbinary-shinji:

*sets coffee down next to morning paper* honey, you are never gonna believe this fucking anime I watched last night

me: [wakes up with that small bit of discomfort in the back of my throat that I know eventually evolves into a cold]
me: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Me: I am a pretty chill and laid back guy
My Doctor: You have a literal diagnosed anxiety disorder